Take a deep breath, and let your mind soar

PMS for the unlucky.
here's a couple of things people don't usually consider when they complain about PMS.
1. you don't KNOW you're having it. like, you might have a suspicion that That Time of the Month is around the corner but there's never any clear indiction of pms, per se.
2. it creeps up in the form of mood changes with no explaination whatsoever of why your mood is so bad. you can be innocently doing your thing one day, and the next life seems so depressing and dreary. a sure sign is random tearing at the smallest things.
3. everything irritates you or ticks you off. or as a certain most unlucky person who has to deal with it most calls it 'angst' :P when i pms like that, every little thing in me has the urge to bite someones head off, chew it up and spit it out.

RARRRR.. but here are the reasons why i believe that we are entitled to PMS.
1. it's a pre-empt to what's about to come. for some unfortunate people, the Time of the Month is about as much fun as torture.
2. it is torture. it is torture. it is torture.
3. it kills and to have it on a regular basis is really the shits.

for guys: imagine being kicked where you wouldn't like to be kicked. all you can think about is angry thoughts right? this is what it's like in the brain of a suffering female (i.e. me) when it hurts. ((*&^%$#@!#$%^&*^%$#@!~$%#%$@!%%$#@!$%&^#%$@!$%&^%#$@!$%^

imagine seeing lots of blood when ur scared of blood. what's worse is it's your OWN blood :O
your head spins, you feel like throwing up, your back + sides + stomach hurts like a #@$%! and you're about as mobile as a crippled old man. its cold.. really really cold.

panadol is my best friend. panadol is good. good panadol.

so when u think about it, pms and period pains are all suffering to what? KEEP THE POPULATION GOING. that's right. we, females, suffer so that the human race can be kept alive through OUR NINE MONTHS OF BEING FAT WHALES, hours of literal labour, and a lifetime (until menopause) of period pains and pms.

i think i am still pmsing. there should be some sort of PMS resort that i can check into for a coupla days until the torture is over. i am not a nice person when i pms.

anyway i hear you ask - what, then, do we do to appease such noble creatures? lol. joking.. or not. but here are a few tips to survive the time of the month *highly stressful for both females and males who have to tiptoe around it*

1. chocolate makes most people happy. now i maybe slightly biased here, but i can safely say most girls love and crave chocolate or junk food during this time.

2. this one works most of the time - keep your mouth shut and don't argue. whatever it is, for the love of God and your own life, just keep quiet and nod..the important thing to remember is that the only right answer is the one they want to hear (i.e. the one that goes something like..'you're right again.. and i should be your manslave forever'..)

lol that was wishful thinking on my part. but do try and avoid arguments around PMS. they're usually irrational and irrelevant anyway.

3. be as nice and tolerant as you can and when the worst is over i promise that you'll be duly appreciated and loved as deserved for putting up with it.

4. try to stay alive. pms is a sneaky bastard :]

just to let u guys know, if it goes well i'll be normal in a day or so. if not give it 2 days max. if it goes beyond that i shall just kill myself and end the suffering.

Friday, May 11, 2007 at 7:08 PM

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