i can't seem to get settled into the school mode, even though this week so far has been ridiculously short. i had 2 periods yesterday and 2 today. (all mathses, go figure :P) it still feels like the weekend, really! mm, between now and friday (when pirates 3 comes out) it's only a short 3 days. yippee!!
today nothing really interesting happened, except i was standing outside a shop when it occurred to me that there was a noxious odour wafting around. so i discreetly whispered to my mum 'oi.. did you fart? something smells!' my mum looked highly offended and claimed she didn't. so i sniffed the air and then the smell of crap hit me really strongly. i thought maybe i stepped into dog poo or something, so i checked my shoes. nope. checked my mom's shoes. nope. i stood around for a good ten minutes trying to figure out where the smell came from.
THEN!
i noticed, out of the corner of my eye, innocently sitting there was a pram!
some
baby shat in its nappies! and it was innocently lying there without a sound all this time!
...all the time.. while it never occurred to me to MOVE away from the smell, i stood there for ten minutes inhaling and exhaling the smell of shit.
yeah, i can be incredibly stupid.
anyway, i bought a funny tshirt that says 'my pen is huge', intending to wear it at home or just like, as a crappy tshirt when i need to paint or whatever. but my mum found it when she was (AGAIN!) messing around in my room and found it highly offensive. she insisted i throw it away and refused to let me wear it in the house even.
anyone want a free tshirt that says my pen is huge?
