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inspired by bouts of boredom to the extreme, i have decided to write a story.
since i don't really know what my story is gonna be about, i'll title it later. :)
so as every good story begins..
once upon a time in a land far far away, there lived a girl called Skippy. (i thought of peanut butter suddenly :p and i decided on girls coz girls are easier to write about with all the frills and emotions and blah.) Skippy had brown hair and brown eyes. (maybe it's coz i'm thinking of a human that resembles a kangaroo now.) Skippy lived in Peanut Butter town with her mum, Skitzy, who often had schitzophrenic fits, and her dad, Skeekie, who often played skee ball in galactic circus. :p
skippy was walking, no, skipping in the woods one day when she noticed a rustling noise following her. turn-skipping, she whipped her head around and spotted a shadow just beyond the trees. terror gripped her heart. skippy had heard of boo-boo, a monster that was said to eat people living in the woods. skippy gripped her can of peanut butter tightly and stumbled along the fallen branches, hoping to find a clearing to hide. unknown to her, boo-boo was watching from above. with a loud growl, boo-boo dropped from the trees and advanced upon the terrified skippy. skippy was so afraid that she crapped on herself and promptly died of a heart attack. boo-boo was about to eat skippy when he smelt something peculiar on her - skippy crap! the smell was so overpowering and foul that boo-boo stupidly tried to stop breathing and eat skippy at the same time and died of self-mediated suffocation. the two bodies of skippy and boo-boo lay there until they decomposed. for some reason, skippy-crap did not decompose and instead began to rot. organisms formed within skippy-crap and out of skippy-crap rose Didi the Diarrhoea. Didi the Diarrhoea had no parents and refused to accept that her origins was crap. so she decided to go on a journey to find skippy's parents. skippy's parents who were mourning the loss of skippy after 324238974138947892347 years, opened their arms and accepted Didi the Diarrhoea, a product of their daughter's making, proudly into their family. thereafter the stench that permeated from Didi the Diarrhoea scared all the townspeople away and so the little family lived in peace happily ever after.
i hereby title my pièce de résistance the life story of skippy the shitty.
p.s credits go to one of my ex-maids whose name was didi and was the inspiration for didi the diarrhoea's name. (:
Sunday, March 19, 2006 at 2:39 AM
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